Calvin's blog

We spend aproximately 1/3 of our life sleeping. I spend the next 1/3 of my life with my kid. Sure she's messy and she has 1000 times more energy than any mere mortal but she's SOOOOOOO cute, it's hard to just leave her to fend for herself in the wilderness. So! What can an infinately slower, somewhat tidier parent with a mild phobia of baby poo do to stay in control? It's simple with the use of Jedi Mind control.

Life with a 2 year old is easy when you follow these simple steps!

Step 1 - Lay off the sugar. Sugar creates a "chemical imbalance" in your child that inhibits their ability to focus or control their energy or mood. It's poison I tell ya, POISON!  continue reading... »

The following is something I wrote in the 'About Me' section on my MySpace account. Figured I might as well use it to launch the Poetry section of my site...

I walk between two worlds, seen and unseen.
Blissful, chaotic wandering through a waking dream.
Poet, fighter, friend, unlikley enemy,
Awakening my consciousness to what we can truly be.

-Calvin Tyndall

I want one! Or maybe I'll build something like it.

Ok this is something to blog about. While I wasn't a big fan of ND, I love to see Bill do comedy! :D